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i
had
some
buttons.
but i lost them.
We always forget,
choose not to remember,
watch time eat us,
watch us eat us.
Everything’s about eating.
Time is made up of eating and eateries and entrées.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
I'm going to screw the dumbass who came up with the whole, when life gives you lemons make lemonade thing. It's fine if life gives you lemons because lemons are edible (despite being hella sour) and you can just place them in your pocket and forget about them or chuck them somewhere. But what the hell are you supposed to do when life gives you shit half the time aye? Make shit juice?
You could chuck it away somewhere, but it's probably gonna come back to bite you in the ass because if you chuck it anywhere other than the toilet, NEA is gonna come after you, or someone else has to basically clean your shit. Im speaking hypothetically. Because shit is a better metaphor for problems as opposed to lemons. And that bloody guy who came up with that analogy should stop eating so many skittles.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying to find a proper toilet all my life.
Hold on.
brin bit this at ; 3:35 PM
because i'm queing, i'm waiting.
hola!
my name's brin.
i'm not Spanish, i just like using the word "hola".
i'm twenty-one, but only til' next year.
if you bring alan rickman to my house, i'll marry you.
okay, maybe not, but i'll give you some chocolate for the ride back.
just so i won't get arrested.
Thanks to:
Terry Richardson, for the lovely Macaulay Culkin photo which i've edited.
Celestial Star Brushes and Inobscuro Brushes.
Photobucket for hosting my crap.
And the words are by yours truly.
Remember, i love you, so don't rip me off.
Or else, í'll have to spank you.
